Not everything is perfect. Much less our dear and beloved Daniel Jones.
You may find that it is the perfection in person, but who guarantees us this? He is human, like all of us. It may smell bad, have a puff of smoke from the underworld, may have foot odor ... and who can prove that his sexual member is not small? Are typical defects of the human being. Something we all have. If he has qualities? PPP, many! But we can not leave out the crap and nonsense that our beloved Danny did, and is still going to do. After all .. He is MAN! The repuguinante be further from the face of the earth.

Danny can have a beautiful voice, but still I confirm that hoarseness and that this exercise is guilty of a pull on a cigarette as the other. Not that this is so bad, but we fans, impeccable cherish the health of our idols, right? What Daniel sin every day to drink liters and liters of the most famous Heinekens - which I might add are not as good as. Ek, as you can enjoy beer? I like to pee rotten, uuuuuuuuuuuugh. Curled hair is not always good, at least, he was not. Who here can not remember the time when Daniel value the good and beloved paddle in their hair literally cache? ... What we miss that time! Not that the bunches of today are not fofos, but by the love of God, who does not love a man with slick hair and a good eye franjona falling? Crime should not have to dash home for men, but the fact it should not spend more splash! The bunches are a charm, admittedly, but ... Nothing compared to good old silky hair! Who cast the first stone who disagrees with me! The blue eyes are also a danger, ui! Who here has never lost to look at for a long time? I confess that I am one of the least qualified to testify against it. If I could, I would be twenty-five hours of my day watching them on my old computer screen. What I can not stop commenting are the teeth. Where we have seen a dentist said that his mouth is the cleanest it has ever seen? And those front teeth, aligning itself with the other cakes? Perfect? No! And yellow? Hm? HM? SPT ... These are increasingly specialized crazy today. Not that I have anything against him, right ... If we are to compare who is the worst mouth, my wins, for sure! Or was that of Tom?

I think I arrived at the crucial moment in this column. The freckles. The highly visible and redheads freckles. The BIGGEST Jones charm that might exist. Until a few days ago, I used to see how something irreplaceable, until some Fletcher said: "Those freckles all .. It seems a man rusty! "And then there was me thinking and observing each sardine I could. And I came to conclusion that seems even rust! Look good ... It seems a man of tin, like the Wizard of Oz, but the metal is not shiny and not polished, but rusty! Although I still think they are beautiful and I could count them all - even in places unimaginable, TSC, like the butt of it. Who never dreamed to take in the ass tasty Jones? I've dreamed ... and we, as dreamed. If I could I even bite that piece of meat and had a handful of memories. This reminded me that the girl simply apunhalhou the Danny on MTV and it started a wad of hair ... I think she does not understand that he has a tendency to baldness and what could be more damaging to your hair loss ... this relief, because , what matters is our love for amazing and talented Daniel Alan David Jones - even this has its flaws ... WE DO NOT CARE!

By Victoria Galina
Session: Coffee Break
Year: 2009